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票选暑期大片流行潜质台词之哲理篇
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错的事情我们都敢做,对的事情反而不敢做了。(窃听风云)
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你说话真有趣,把错的说成是对的你自己分得清么。(窃听风云)
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明明是对的事情反而觉得自己做错了。(窃听风云)
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一个人做这么肉麻的事反而一点也不觉得肉麻,这就是恋爱。(大内密探灵灵狗)
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票选暑期大片流行潜质台词之经典篇
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我是擎天柱,向所有在星际间流亡的博派人发出此讯息,我们在这里等你们(变形金刚2)
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宇宙,人类最后的边疆。这是星舰“企业号”的航程。它继续的任务,是去探索未知的新世界,找寻新的生命和新的文明,勇敢地航向前人所未至的领域。(星际迷航)
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麦子,名兜,字仲肥,生卒年不详,我国一位极次要极次要极次要的思想家,发明家。他曾经发明电饭煲,电热水炉,还有电鼻毛机,却因为一时忘了发明电,所以他的发明品都放在家里一无所用。
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女士们,先生们,晚上好。这是一个协同合作的时代,以前很多商界的风云人物说过,生意伙伴之间的合作,最重要的就是要诚实,讲信誉。不管大家认不认同这个说法,但我觉得,合作伙伴之间最重要的,就是沟通。
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票选暑期大片流行潜质台词之幽默篇
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我花了毕生时间去找外星人,你带着它却像遛狗(变形金刚2)
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110的电话号码是多少(夜店)
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巴克很帅地赶走一只拦在路上、长着可怕怪兽脸花纹的蝴蝶:\"早先它还是只毛毛虫,现在变态了。\"(冰河世纪3)
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希德跪求曼尼把刚出生的\"桃子\"交给他抚养:\"我可以低薪上岗!\"(冰河世纪3)
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何三水:轮胎,咱能把这面罩拿下来不。你以为戴个面罩就能玩反恐啊(夜店)
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麦兜没有腰麦兜:道长,我没有腰啊~~~~~道姐:你把头扭过去看看,道长,他真的没有腰啊,道长,他连脖子也没有啊 (麦兜响当当)
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第十八代后人麦兜:妈妈,什么是第十八代后人呀?麦太:啊…。就是你爸爸的爸爸的爸爸的爸爸…生了你爸爸的爸爸的爸爸的爸爸的爸爸…生了你爸爸的爸爸的爸爸的爸爸的爸爸…生了你爸爸的爸爸的爸爸的爸爸的爸爸…麦兜:呀,原来我有这么多的爸爸…(麦兜响当当)
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你比屁股都懒麦太:你怎么不说是你懒得举手呢,屁股还知道要拉屎,你比屁股都懒!麦兜:因为老师在唱歌,我想等她唱完。麦太:不要出卖自己的鸡麦兜:要像屁股一样争气麦兜:阿May呀,是我懒还是屁股懒呢? 阿May:当然是你比屁股懒啦!!(麦兜响当当)
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我差一点点就拿A麦兜:啊,阿MAY呀,你看,偶默写拿了个A啊~~阿MAY:A你个头啊,你看看,是H啊,A和H差一点点的!!麦兜:啊,原来我差一点点就拿A!!(麦兜响当当)
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票选暑期大片流行潜质台词之恶搞篇
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众人正在为给灵灵狗的新发明起名叫“英雄桶”、“美人桶”还是“狗桶”而犹豫不决,袁若男一语惊人:“用动物的名字也应该神骏一点,叫马桶吧!”(大内密探灵灵狗)
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灵灵虎:“我们大内密探的职责就是谈恋爱……不,是泡公主……不,是保护皇上,调查奸臣。”(大内密探灵灵狗)
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西宫娘娘:“一块三分熟的羊肉和一块五分熟的羊肉放在锅里一块煎,为什么它们不聊天呢?”灵灵狗:“因为它们不熟。”西宫娘娘:“鲨鱼吃了五十斤绿豆,他会变成什么?”灵灵狗:“绿豆沙。”
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